Losing Visitors Is Easy Just Follow These Suggestions:
If you would like to drive your pagerank into the ground and ensure nobody finds your website, ever. Then just follow the subsequent steps in no particular order. In no time flat they will ensure that your website is a proverbial ghost town.
Display your content using iFrames, this will be perfect for destroying pagerank because other websites can’t link directly to your content.
If you use images, make sure not to define their alt and title tags so search engines have no idea what they are and how to index them. Better yet don’t use images just make a huge page full of text that scrolls on and on seemingly forever.
Ensure your website is jam packed with tons of useless widgets and huge picture file sizes. This will make it take so long to load your site that users will just close the window in anger.
Treat your visitors as a captive audience: Have an audio clip play as soon as the page loads. It can be anything, from whatever song is your favorite this week to a clip of your child singing off key in the school play. This will help destroy your load time but best of all it will annoy your visitors and encourage them not to come back. An added touch is not displaying any controls, forcing the stubborn to turn off their sound.
Make sure you have tons of useless outbound links. This will make it so each of your links carries less and less pagerank flow, so webmasters will avoid linking to your site in hopes of a linkback. News feeds are excellent for this.
Link to websites that have nothing to do with your website theme. This lowers your relevance and in turn lowers pagerank.
Make sure you have no cross browser compatibility.
Set up your website in a ridiculous manner and don’t submit a sitemap. This will work wonders. You can use your imagination here, just make sure the search engines have no way of finding and indexing your content.
Make sure not to update your links…ever. Eventually your visitors will end get a 404 error after clicking an ancient link. Broken links work wonders for lowering pagerank.
If people do manage to make it to your website, help to convince them they have made a bad decision by frequently using poor grammar and misspelled words. It also helps to use odd colors and ridiculous font combinations.
If you find that your website is doing something on this list you need to consult with a professional web design firm that employs an SEO expert. You may find that your website needs a few minor adjustments to correct the issues or maybe a website redesign is in order. In any case a professional web design firm can get your website back on the right track.
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